Latest idiot move includes getting ready to go to the gym one day and misplacing my card to get in. Looked around the house for about ten minutes or so, but no luck. Called the gym and asked if I left it there the last time, but no luck. Finally just left to go to the gym. Stretched out and started to run, and, while running, I could feel that something was different with my shoes. Stopped the treadmill, and after thinking to myself “No way”, I took my shoes off only to find my card waiting for me right there. After cracking up at how moronic the whole scenario was, I thought about the saying “Right under your nose” and never thought it would be possible to take a step down to “Right under your foot”. Fuck me.