So Jerry Falwell died a month or more ago and I think I heard the whole world rejoice when the news broke. I think it had a mild register on the Richter scale at 3.16. I certainly cracked a huge grin and was satisfied in the fact that the world will never have to hear another word from that motherfuckerâ€™s mouth. Good riddance you right-wing piece of shit. I decided to compile a top five list of people closely associated with Falwell whom I would love to see dead. Shit, I just realized my list was likely torn up at work, but Iâ€™ll recollect. Pat Robertson; Ralph Reed; Tucker Carlson; The Beltway Boys; and uhhhâ€¦Strom Thurmondâ€¦oh wait, nevermind.