I discovered my new favorite channel for Tuesdays. The Celestial Movie Channel out of China shows nothing but classic martial arts movies on Tuesdays, and last nite’s offering was fucking slashin! It was the Shaw Brothers classic from 1978 “Avenging Eagle” directed by Suen Chung. Brilliant cinematography and choreography from beginning ’til end. Check it sometime and, if you do, tell me what the hell the story is about because it wasn’t dubbed and, believe it or not, I don’t understand Mandarin. Do you like my drunken shadowboxing style?