Haaaaallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
This is the dawning of a new era! After KG publicly stated that he had zero desire to go to Boston to meet up with Wally Szczerbiak again; The Celtics wised up, got rid of Szczerbs, shipped in Ray Allen, and went out and got motherfuckinâ€™ Kevin Garnett. Holy shit!
Iâ€™ll be honest, the Celtics have a monstrous amount of work to do before the Larry Oâ€™Brien trophy will be making its ways to Boston, but grabbing KG and Jesus Shuttlesworth is one hell of leap in the right direction. The downside is that Gerald Green is gone and so is Sebastian Telfair. Guess you canâ€™t get the glory without giving away nuthinâ€™. At least Paul Pierce didnâ€™t leave Beantown. Canâ€™t wait till the first tipoff. Celtic pride!
I know Bill Sharmanâ€™s #21 jersey already hangs in rafters of The Garden, but if you canâ€™t foresee ‘The 5 identities of KGâ€™ ad campaign along with the Adidas â€˜It takes 5â€™ ad campaign in relation to KG droppinâ€™ the #21 jersey and adopting the #5 jersey; then youâ€™re blind as fucking bat or you donâ€™t understand that the whole world revolves around marketing.
If I could smile as big as KG, then I would, but its damn near impossible. Still canâ€™t top Magic Johnsonâ€™s smile. And I quote Brent Musberger: â€œHeâ€™s got a smile that lights up the television screen from here (L.A.) to Bangor, Maine.â€ Classic.
What is up with NBA referees? First Joey Crawford challenged Tim Duncan to a fight in the middle of a damn game, only to suspended for the rest of the season by The Commish. Now we have Tim Donaghy making calls to help put more money in his pockets. Ridiculous. Whatâ€™s even crazier is the guyâ€™s track record which includes shouting obscenities at his neighbor while golfing, setting his neighborâ€™s tractor on fire, driving the neighborâ€™s golf cart into a ravine, and calling the cops on a six-year-old kid who was throwing rocks onto his lawn. What a dumbass. Maybe the NBA should just get the announcer from AND1 to do the games, so he can just yell â€œOoooohhhhh, Baby!â€ all game long.